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Onward, Christian Soldiers

Yesterday was a good day for the forces of rationalism. The judge in the Dover PA intelligent design trial issued a brilliant, thorough, and scathing decision in favor of the plaintiffs (and against the fabulists). Read the whole thing here (PDF). A few excerpts and comments, gathered from a variety of blogs and news stories: CNN quotes the decision:
We have concluded that it is not [science], and moreover that ID cannot uncouple itself from its creationist, and thus religious, antecedents….

To be sure, Darwin’s theory of evolution is imperfect. However, the fact that a scientific theory cannot yet render an explanation on every point should not be used as a pretext to thrust an untestable alternative hypothesis grounded in religion into the science classroom or to misrepresent well-established scientific propositions….

georgia10 comments on dailykos:
Having read my share of dry judicial opinions over the years, I can tell you that Judge Jones III’s verbal smackdown of “intelligent design” is a welcomed breath of fresh air. His opinion spans 139 pages of pure, razor- sharp analysis. It’s beautiful. It’s scathing….

Here are some facts you don’t hear about from the ID supporters:

1. The board members wanted a 50-50 ratio between the teaching of creationism and evolution in biology classes (p. 95)

2. The President also wanted to inject religion into social studies classes, and supplied the school with a book about the myth of the separation of church and state. (p. 96)

3. Another board member said “This country wasn’t founded on Muslim beliefs or evolution. This country was founded on Christianity and our students should be taught as such.” (p. 102)

4. At a meeting, a board member’s wife gave a speech, saying that “evolution teaches nothing but lies,” quoted from Genesis, asked “how can we allow anything else to be taught in our schools,” recited gospel verses telling people to become born again Christians, and stated that evolution violated the teachings of the Bible. (p. 103)

5. Other statements by board members included “Nowhere in the Constitution does it call for a separation of church and state,” and “liberals in black robes” are “taking away the rights of Christians, ” and “2,000 years ago someone died on a cross. Can’t someone take a stand for him?”

All this evidence was presented, and yet the defense still claimed that “intelligent design” was secular and they wanted it taught for secular purposes. They perjured themselves time and time again on the stand in an attempt to inject their religious beliefs into the public school system. Judge Jones, in the most riveting part of the opinion, calls them on their bullshit.

Kevin Drum pulls these two excerpts from the decision:

….The citizens of the Dover area were poorly served by the members of the Board who voted for the ID Policy. It is ironic that several of these individuals, who so staunchly and proudly touted their religious convictions in public, would time and again lie to cover their tracks and disguise the real purpose behind the ID Policy.

….Those who disagree with our holding will likely mark it as the product of an activist judge. If so, they will have erred as this is manifestly not an activist Court. Rather, this case came to us as the result of the activism of an ill-informed faction on a school board, aided by a national public interest law firm eager to find a constitutional test case on ID, who in combination drove the Board to adopt an imprudent and ultimately unconstitutional policy. The breathtaking inanity of the Board’s decision is evident when considered against the factual backdrop which has now been fully revealed through this trial. The students, parents, and teachers of the Dover Area School District deserved better than to be dragged into this legal maelstrom, with its resulting utter waste of monetary and personal resources.

In other news, President Bush enlists in The War on Christmas! Courtesy of The Poor Man:
PRESIDENT BUSH. Last night [… blah blah blah everybody who thinks I shouldn’t wipe my ass with Constitution wants to gay marry Osama on a pile of aborted fetuses blah blah -ed. …]

And so I’m just going to keep doing my job, David. You can keep focusing on all these focus groups and polls and all that business. My job is to lead, to keep telling the American people what I believe, work to bring people together to achieve a common objective, stand on principle — and that’s the way I’m going to lead. I did so in 2005 and I’m going to do so in 2006.

Thank you all for coming. Happy holidays to you. Appreciate it.

I love the first comment on that entry: “The War on Christmas has become a quagmire.”

Cat love



Cat love, originally uploaded by dgans.

It was a great day to stay indoors. I was scheduled to play the Marin Farmers’ Market, but the weather was just too nasty.

I wandered into the living room at around 5:30 and found Groucho and Hugo snuggling.

The Invitational 12/15/05

David Gans & Friends
Thursday, December 15, 2005
The Invitational at the Hotel Utah, San Francisco
Personnel: DG & Chris Rowan, guitar and vocals; Josh Zucker, bass and vocals; Josh Kaye, keyboards; Adam Perry, drums.

Surprise guests: Tony Perez, sax (all of main set); James Nash (the Waybacks), mandolin (Yellow Submarine to end of main set)

P&L Jam (without Chris)
I Should Have Known Better
I’ll Be Back->
Things We Said Today
She Loves You
Here, There, and Everywhere
No Reply
In My Life
Yellow Submarine
A Hard Day’s Night
Travelin’ Man
Jackaroe
Mr Tambourine Man
Far Away
Shove in the Right Direction
~
Psycho Killer->
Jam (DG, Josh, Josh, and Adam)
Chris Rowan and I have bonded over Beatle songs, and that repertoire was the centerpiece of this show. But this band that fell together almost by accident turned out to be a formidable improvisational ensemble.
I’ve been working with bassist Josh Zucker for several months, after I heard him backing the Rowan Brothers at Sweetwater earlier this year. Adam was the drummer on the Guilty Pleasures tour last May. I’ve known him online for a few years but had never heard him play; he delivered the goods handsomely with G.P., and he demonstrated his big ears and sensitive touch last night. Josh Z. brought Josh K. to the September 29 Invitational (also with Chris Rowan), and he fit right in with no rehearsal at all. And this time, Josh Z. invited his friend Tony Perez to play sax with us. I thought we’d have him in for some of the rockin’ stuff and a jam, but it felt so good with him on the opening jam that I asked him to stay for the rest of the set.
This was a good night for me as a guitarist. I’ve been growing steadily more competent and confident over the last few years, but this year I’ve taken it to the next leval as solo player and as an ensemble player.
The loop is hard to use in ensemble situtations, because music played by multiple humans is elastic in both micro and macro ways. (At the last Invitational, I did a couple of loop jams with Kurt Ribak on bass; we had a little trouble locking in because the sound on stage wasn’t very well-adjusted, but once we got that figured out we did pretty well playing with the machine.)
The opening jam began with me alone, using a theme I have developed coming out of “Pancho and Lefty” over the last couple of years (hence the title “P&L Jam”). The other players drifted onstage and joined the party one by one, each locking in w/ the loop. Once we had it going on, I turned the loop off and we continued playing live.
I used the loop in a whole new way in the post-Psycho Killer jam last night: I got a fat overdrive sound and used the volume pedal to create extended, swelling tones, and looped a more or less random period of that work; then with the loop playing back, I overdubbed more upswelling notes, some overlapping and some more or less in sync, some in harmony and some in close dissonance. All the while the live musicians were jamming along in the groove we had made together. After a while I bent over and faded the loop out while the band continued, and I rejoined them on live guitar for the rest of the jam.
Adam posted a comment in the WELL this morning: “Josh Zucker had never even heard ‘Psycho Killer” before, so the actual song was pretty much a delightful mess, but the jam (probably 20 minutes of weirdness) was something I seriously need to hear again. Truly spacey but only boring for maybe two minutes of the twenty.” It was a joy to play with Adam again. I want to get that quartet together again ASAP – Josh, Josh, Adam, and me – and get James Nash in, too, if he’s available.
A friend of Bob Cogswell (Todd – I don’t know his last name) came with a PZM and made a recording from the balcony. The sound system at the Utah isn’t so great, but the recording will give us the gist of it. I’ll get it mastered after my busy weekend of gigs.

More from “The War on Christmas”

Bill O’Reilly, the emotionally-stunted creepazoid of Fox News, has teamed up with another of that network’s paid liars, John Gibson, to gin up yet another Weapon of Mass Distraction: “The War on Christmas.”
Gibson calls it a “Liberal Plot”; I call it something to do with the fact that we are not a Christian nation.
The campaign is just pathetic in its irrationality (which renews my hope that the loathsome fuck’s head is just gonna blow right off some day soon), but it has inspired some amusing responses. Here’s the latest brilliant sendup, from Rosa Brooks in the LA Times:

THE WHOS down in Who-ville
Were a tolerant lot:
Who Christians, Who Muslims — a Who melting pot
Who Hindus! Who atheists! Who Buddhists, Who Jews!
Who Confucians, Who pagans,
And even Who Druze! The Who 1st Amendment’s Establishment Clause
Said, “No creches in courts,” and the Whos loved their laws.
Because somehow … they worked. The Whos rarely fought,
Mostly, each Who did just what he ought.
Every Who down in Who-ville
Loved the Consti-Who-tion a lot.
But the O’Reilly, who lived up in Fox-ville,
Did NOT!

Read the whole poem
There has to be some way of quietly standing up to the hysterical and
irrational emotionalism of the far right. The more you listen to the likes
of O’Reilly, the more you see that they are emotionally arrested,
broken souls who project their fear into the world; others, not so
unfortunate, take advantage of these mentally ill megaphones to enact their
own evil agenda while the sturm und drang occupies the spotlight.
Update 12/17:According to the Plano (TX) Star-Courier, O’Reilly told a big-ass lie about a school in that town yesterday, and the school is not amused:

…O’Reilly said, “In Plano, Texas, just north of Dallas, the school told students they couldn’t wear red and green because they were Christmas colors. That’s flat-out fascism. If I were a student in Plano, I’d be a walking Christmas tree after that order….”

Richard Abernathy, an attorney for Plano ISD, sent an e-mail asking that O’Reilly correct the statement. The Plano ISD sent an electronic newsletter to parents stating that the statement was false. A statement is also posted on the school district’s Web site.

“What he said is not true,” Abernathy said. “We don’t prohibit kids from wearing red and green, yellow and purple. It doesn’t happen.”

Abernathy’s e-mail stated, “The District does not prohibit students from wearing red and green and it has not done so in the past. Demand is made that you retract the statement in a similar segment.

“Your use of the word ‘fascist’ is pejorative and inappropriate in this context,” Abernathy states. “Your slur smacks of McCarthyism and represents yellow journalism at its best….